greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

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ixnay-on-the-oddk:

My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.

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ellenlovesportia:

when they started dating they knew it was something special

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their first appearance together as a couple was the cutest thing

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6 years ago they promised to love each other forever 

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their first anniversary 

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i think we can be all grateful to them

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because they are showing the world 

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that you can be out and have a successful

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and loving marriage 

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and its O K A Y to love and be loved

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HAPPY 6TH E&P ❤

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thedapper-dyke:

A lesbian relationship isn’t always two hot girls fucking with lacy underwear.

Sometimes it’s two girls throwing socks at each other whilst getting into pyjamas until one girl hits the other in the boob and it’s game over.

(Source: lilith-not-eve, via plunge-clunge)

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

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